This is the kind of thing I get in my email every day. Bacon lampshades. Bacon bras. Bacon Tiaras.
I’m not complaining, mind you. Once a month, I put out a Grocery School Friday Five extolling the weirdness that is America’s freakish love affair with a disgusting fatty meat product. I think my friends get an extra kick out of seeing an observant Jew fake it by reusing the words, “crispy,” “salty,” and “delicious” in every description.
I have so darn many bacon links I’m probably putting together a Bacon Advent Calendar. Well, as soon as I find out how many days are in Advent. Nineteen? Twenty four? Forty? Wikipedia will know. It could last a full quarter and I’d still have enough crazy ass links.
That said, keep those treiftastic links coming! I’ve used them to grace the world with such bacon necessities as: