This week on Dollar Store Drinks we make a cocktail for the Internet Police in exchange for a Get out of Jail Free card. The Internet informed us we were getting altogether too respectable. The Apple Pie cocktail tasted like alcoholic apple newtons, the Green Tea Cocktail was downright respectably healthy, and the Tropical Cocktail tasted like something they’d serve at Sandals in Jamaica. We hate to disappoint you. That’s why this week we made a donut cocktail. It’s best drunk on a dare. 1 mashed, flattened slice of white bread 1 shot rum 1/2 shot caramel syrup Honey...

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This week on Dollar Store Drinks Adam chugs our cocktail without going blind. We take your mouth on a surprisingly good tropical vacation. It’s always a surprise when the dollar store has some quality ingredients, so I snatched up the Mango and Guava nectars. Instead of a long island iced tea, think of this as a squat island juice box. 2 Shots Mango Nectar 2 Shots Guava Nectar 2 Shots Pineapple Juice 2 Shots Rum 1/2 Shot Caramel Syrup Where, you may wonder, did the pineapple juice come from? Why, a can of pineapple rings, of course. It’s both...

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This week on Dollar Store Drinks we give Skip the world’s tastiest reason to have his stomach pumped. That’s right, it’s a simple cocktail appropriate for a fall apple harvest festival. We’re bringing it to you in February because this is Dollar Store Drinks and it takes about 3 months for some seasonal items to make it to the last vestige of retail. Luckily, the sheer volume of preservatives ensures this cider and syrup will taste just as fresh next November. To make this drinkable apple pie, you’ll need: 2 Shots Apple cider 1 1/2 Shots Vodka 1/2 Shot...

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This week on Dollar Store Drinks we mix heaven and hell in one otherworldly glass. Whether your Valentine’s Day is heavenly or hellish, we have a bright red, shockingly respectable cocktail to help you celebrate. Serve it to the one you love or drink three straight while watching streaming Netflix alone in your underwear. We’re not here to judge how you celebrate this Hallmark Holiday. Mexican juices and nectars are always available at the dollar store. Most weeks you can find Mango, Guava, Peach or Plum. It’s the same stuff they charge $4 or more for at liquor stores,...

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This week on Dollar Store Drinks we go to gay hell for feeding Adam some sweet liquid peanut butter and jelly goodness.

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This week on Dollar Store Drinks I make Adam an alcoholic moon pie cocktail with off-off brand soy milk and bad intentions.

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This week on Dollar Store Drinks I combine Gingersnaps and YooHoo into a beverage that probably won’t give Skip liver cancer.

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