Â Now kids, you know I loves me some steampunk. I’m replacing the buttons on my winter coat with quarter sized gears. I’m the proud owner of brass goggles, an astrolabe necklace, and an adorable brass watch with a heart shaped portholeÂ through whichÂ IÂ see theÂ gears move. Some days, though,Â for the sake of my sanity, I have to let loose with the hate. That or I’m a shallow whore who slaps her paying clients around for money. Mmm…but they like it.