As you’ve no doubt noticed, I’m a bit whorish when it comes to promoting my own work. Why else would I have spent Q1 writing about booze and sex? So far my goal for 2012 has been liquoring you up before introducing you to a girl who wants you to dip your fish fingers into her custard. In case I’m being too subtle – go buy my geek books about drinking and dating. Meanwhile, in order to pay the rent, I’ve quietly landed some ghostwriting gigs. I find the stuff I’m writing about utterly fascinating, but due to very understandable…


